Note:
Do not throw a hissy fit
(no matter how justified it may be)
while carrying a glass of cranberry apple juice
while walking on light carpet
Do be grateful
for friends
you can call
(ok dear husband can call)
at 9:30 p.m. on a Sunday night
and ask to borrow their carpet cleaner
Finally,
be willing to eat crow
when focus of alleged hissy fit
stays up past midnight
cleaning the carpet
even though he has to be up at 6 a.m.
Do not throw a hissy fit
(no matter how justified it may be)
while carrying a glass of cranberry apple juice
while walking on light carpet
Do be grateful
for friends
you can call
(ok dear husband can call)
at 9:30 p.m. on a Sunday night
and ask to borrow their carpet cleaner
Finally,
be willing to eat crow
when focus of alleged hissy fit
stays up past midnight
cleaning the carpet
even though he has to be up at 6 a.m.
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4 comments:
i can't imagine you throwing a hissy fit? what, its a whole new world this morning.
Either you have amnesia or you're wearing those rose colored glasses again...If your supply starts running low just let me know and I'll restock!
UPDATE!!
OH!! THAT IS SOOO-O SWEET & CUTE! Think if I send Jeremy to you for a couple weeks you can try that trick on him! I'd pay to watch him clean up!!
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